Thursday, January 11, 2007

My Summary of What President Bush Said Tonight (last night)

Good evening. Tonight in Iraq, the Armed Forces of the United States are engaged in a struggle that will determine the direction of the global war on terror ... blah, blah , blah, blah, blah

Same old shit, blah, blah, blah, blah

more sacrifice of yours but not mine, blah, blah, blah, blah,
oh yeah, I messed up, blah, blah, blah, blah,
I'm ignoring everyone I "heard" these last few weeks," blah, blah, blah, blah,
new name, same shit, hope they don't notice, blah, blah, blah, blah

Kill more and have more be killed so that the first ones killed will not have died in vain,
blah, blah, blah, blah, syrupy closing. Thank you and good night.

(at least he didn't say "God Bless Amreeka")


Anonymous said...

I can't believe you could watch him for more than a minute.

Daily Show did a good send-up of the first few seconds of silence mouthing he did at the begining when the mike was off.

If the situation was at all funny, one could make a satirical speech of what the truth is, "My friends, Karl told me that..."

Clytemnestra said...

LOL, I did watch it, though I will admit I tuned in about 5 minutes into it. I got the transcript on Americablog.

I figured that since most of my children are or will be coming into the age that a draft will cause them to have to fight a war for Bush's over grown ego, I might want to watch what he is proposing [putting into action without congressional approval].