First the American Christofascits came for the gays
then they came for abortion
then they came for contreceptives
and now they are coming for sex toys
What next? Video cameras or raids to make sure we are only using the missionary position, or checking to make sure only the man has orgasim and the woman (carrying Eve's "sin") has no enjoyment at all, or stopping at every motel/hotel to check for a marriage license?
Why are they so preoccupied with sex?
Geez, keep your religion off my body and out of my bedroom!